These pajamas are pure evil. Sure they look cute and innocent, but they are far from it. See, everytime she wears them, she instantly barfs/pee/poops on them. No joke. In a matterof minutes, she will need to be changed. Of course most of her clothes get soiled throughout the day, but the speed in which these get dirty is something only a priest can explain. Even looking at the first pic kinda creeps me out…right?? Maybe once she out grows them, I’ll rub them with garlic, drive a wooden stake through ’em, and light those suckers on fire. Too dramatic? Fine…I’ll use them for dusting or something.
“Come play with us…”
The 1st poop stain that’ll never come out.
Barf on her shoulder.
Looking guilty and ashamed.
All clean.
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